Written by Dr. Kate McCann
1st April 2024

1 April is simply the best day to announce that I will be opening a new integrative medicine clinic, specialising in detox therapy and my bespoke supplement line as well as biohacking to reverse aging (infrared plasma-rich telomere shock wave therapy – patent pending).

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Happy April Fools! 😉

Among the services offered will be constant monitoring of blood sugar, but only for those without diabetes; your expensive and customised graphs will reveal how your blood sugar goes up if you eat something! Also blood tests – lots of blood tests. The clinic won’t limit blood tests just to those that have been shown to have benefit or even those that have been validated. Also, the clinic will be specialising in the best known essential oil alternatives to vaccination. Wellness, of course, requires a significant investment in your health so none of this comes cheap. (But hey – you’re worth it!)

Doctors have been keeping secrets but this clinic will shock you – from alkaline water therapy to melting stubborn belly fat overnight to completely unvalidated home testing kits – for a the right fee, easy health, wellbeing, and beauty can be yours!

Sign-up now to be invited to our launch event this 31 June featuring the top wellness influencers — because the best way to know your doctor is an expert is when they are expensive and endorsed by beauty and fitness influencers and looking for business. Because everyone knows doctors are looking for business!

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